Everyone is laughing but me.
They invite me for a hike but i have to wear a collar and a leash.
Second class citizenship…

Everyone is laughing but me.
They invite me for a hike but i have to wear a collar and a leash.
Second class citizenship…

Looks legit.

Looks legit.

Wanna be my friend?Wanna be my friend?Wanna be my friend?…Forever alone.

Wanna be my friend?
Wanna be my friend?
Wanna be my friend?
…Forever alone.

(via danielleosaurus-rex)

Elephanktopus

Elephanktopus

(via h-ilsid-e)

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(via npr)

AliceinWonderBra turned 5 today!

AliceinWonderBra turned 5 today!

#tumblr birthday #tumblr milestone

Bitchy afternoon…

Bitchy afternoon…

Raphael really knows the way to a woman’s heart…

Raphael really knows the way to a woman’s heart…

I ate all my friends…Forever alone…

I ate all my friends…
Forever alone…

(via lulz-time)

Los Habaneros! Para los que les gustan el chile… sientense por favor!

Los Habaneros! Para los que les gustan el chile… sientense por favor!

Auf auf auf auf auf!

Aaaahhhhhhh….

(via danielleosaurus-rex)

Begs for a piece of baked bread.
Settles for dry keeble.
Liliana.
A second class citizen.

Begs for a piece of baked bread.
Settles for dry keeble.
Liliana.
A second class citizen.

Outside the house he walks me with a leash…Inside… It’s a different dynamic.I eat as many  cookies as I want…

Outside the house he walks me with a leash…
Inside… It’s a different dynamic.I eat as many¬† cookies as I want…

(via lulz-time)

Mother nature has her mind in the gutter..

Mother nature has her mind in the gutter..

Ain’t nobody got time for that…

Ain’t nobody got time for that…

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