lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

The sweet sound…

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

The sweet sound…

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Jogue suas maos para o ceu...

Also if you cry a lot on your relationship… You might be dating an onion.

Also if you cry a lot on your relationship… You might be dating an onion.

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B )

B )

Voy a explotar

Voy a explotar

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If i was a frog i would pickle flies.

If i was a frog i would pickle flies.

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dutchster:

Applying for jobs like

Dear Sir/Madam, 
Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.
I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.
Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.
For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.
I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely, Mark dutchster


Winning Forever!!!

dutchster:

Applying for jobs like

Dear Sir/Madam, 

Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.

I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.

Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.

For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.

I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely, 
Mark dutchster

Winning Forever!!!

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legfruit:

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i got a headache :/

google says im gonna die

why is google sending you death threats for having a headache

I think what google meant to say is that
You’re gonna die… Eventually like everyone else

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