I ate all my friends…Forever alone…

I ate all my friends…
Forever alone…

(via lulz-time)

Los Habaneros! Para los que les gustan el chile… sientense por favor!

Los Habaneros! Para los que les gustan el chile… sientense por favor!

Auf auf auf auf auf!

Aaaahhhhhhh….

(via danielleosaurus-rex)

Begs for a piece of baked bread.
Settles for dry keeble.
Liliana.
A second class citizen.

Begs for a piece of baked bread.
Settles for dry keeble.
Liliana.
A second class citizen.

Outside the house he walks me with a leash…Inside… It’s a different dynamic.I eat as many  cookies as I want…

Outside the house he walks me with a leash…
Inside… It’s a different dynamic.I eat as many  cookies as I want…

(via lulz-time)

Mother nature has her mind in the gutter..

Mother nature has her mind in the gutter..

Ain’t nobody got time for that…

Ain’t nobody got time for that…

(via uppereastside)

AliceinWonderBra turned 5 today!
Also this is an awesome series:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/604551

AliceinWonderBra turned 5 today!

Also this is an awesome series:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/604551

#tumblr birthday #tumblr milestone

This car is drunk… go home car!

This car is drunk… go home car!

Sponge bob is moving to the neighborhood

Sponge bob is moving to the neighborhood

vicemag:

Protesters are trying to stop gold mining from turning Transylvania into a barren wasteland

Awww… because vampires care!

vicemag:

Protesters are trying to stop gold mining from turning Transylvania into a barren wasteland

Awww… because vampires care!

funisawful:

aliceinwonderbra:

DealingWithIt

mate what are you chatting don’t change my post

DealWith It (sorry, I had to)

funisawful:

aliceinwonderbra:

Dealing
With
It

mate what are you chatting don’t change my post

Deal
With
It (sorry, I had to)

Ambition.

Ambition.

(via wank-stains)

DJ Benny Hill is the new craze!
Watch out Avicii!

(via suitep)

chandelure-bing:

hallloween:

I can’t decide if
someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger
someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger
someone stabbed a cheeseburger
a cheeseburger stabbed someone
a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

The reporters look just as confused

I sure need to get myself a job at Fox…

chandelure-bing:

hallloween:

I can’t decide if

  • someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger
  • someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger
  • someone stabbed a cheeseburger
  • a cheeseburger stabbed someone
  • a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

The reporters look just as confused

I sure need to get myself a job at Fox…

(via wank-stains)