I want to live in a dream!
…said the compulsive liar to everyone he ever met.
Hi, I would like to place an order.
200 boxes of cookies…
Do you have the bone shaped ones?
Great, I’ll take 50 of those..
Oh and one more thing…
Do you have any garbage laying around that smell strong?
Yes please, thank you.
Ok so I think that’s it.
The address here?
No, it’s for pick up.
Great, see you soon!
This line for the bathroom is a joke!
I have to peee!!!!
Life is bliss
You can park your car up this street sir.
I ate spoiled cookies…Carry on without me…
Honestly, Does my new hair cut make me look fat?
This shit is Bananas!!!Now go fetch me a cookie.
Dear fairy God Mother:
I want to be a ballerina,
Inside a music box,
And swirl my life away!
Is that asking too much?
I hope not.
I used to be an English teacher.
Now I work for the mafia.
Don’t judge me.
Times are tough and I have mouths to feed.
Those cookies were my life.Get out of here and never come back.