Uuuuuuu…
Ma man loooooooves me when I spend the day at the spa!
I gots to look pretty and get my hair did.
(via truthmagic)
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.] Here’s at you kid.
(slowly fades back to the past…)
My ceiling can wear a bra!
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]I am such an underachiever…
(via wellthatsadorable)
This should be the basic premise to any day time TV.
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]I had a humming bird on my hands yesterday… TA-DA!
I should be a magician…
We like to spice our relationship…
Shhhpiceeeeeee!!!!!
(via rosalee)
You’re home early!!
What am I doing?
Nothing… Just.. Nothing…
Sitting on the couch… Holding a pillow…
Don’t touch the pillow…
This lady is so tiny she married a squirrel and uses ants to roller-skate.
This cat has lost touch with reality…
(via socialabortion)
Ballerinas Hummingbirds!!
@LACMA
Boohoohoo post colonials crying a river…
@LACMA
I ate my best friend…
Now who am I gonna torture?
(via lulz-time)