enough to tie a noose!
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Sunsets
Travels
News
Bugs
Puppies
And other things I like.
The fashion police strikes again.
I had to fire my underage worker.
He was caught sleeping at work.
I’m kidding.. I punched him awake and sent him back to the assembly line.
hot cops
Dear Universe,
If Mr. Miyagi can have a sweater with his own face in it, so can I.
Please work your magic and make it happen.
I’ll be waiting by the chimney.
Sincerely,
Alice
I hired this girl to babysit my kids.
I’m joking… I don’t have any kids.
This girl definitely needs to stop eating chalk at art class…
Because Earth is going to down and zero gravity is pretty awesome!
I’m glad this is entertaining for you…
Can I have a cookie now?
-“Come on honey… Get back to bed..”
-“Shh.. Quiet, the aliens are trying to communicate something..
I cooked some food for the cat and that is the face it made…
No wonder a lot of people hate cats…
…
I wove you…
Local kid I babysit sometimes.
He’s never gonna be bullied again.
I gave him a gun.
I could watch this for hours…
But I would need to go get food at some point…
