Uuuuuuu… Ma man loooooooves me when I spend the day at the spa!I gots to look pretty and get my hair did.

Uuuuuuu…
Ma man loooooooves me when I spend the day at the spa!
I gots to look pretty and get my hair did.

(via truthmagic)

Forced smootchie time!!!

Forced smootchie time!!!

(via visualsecrets)

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Here’s at you kid.

(slowly fades back to the past…)

My ceiling can wear a bra!

My ceiling can wear a bra!

"The church finds it very obnoxious that the government is telling them what to do…
Mainly becasue the church’s main purpose IS to tell people what to do… "

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I am such an underachiever…

(via wellthatsadorable)

This should be the basic premise to any day time TV.

This should be the basic premise to any day time TV.

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I had a humming bird on my hands yesterday… TA-DA!
I should be a magician…

We like to spice our relationship…
Shhhpiceeeeeee!!!!!

We like to spice our relationship…

Shhhpiceeeeeee!!!!!

(via rosalee)

You’re home early!!What am I doing?Nothing… Just.. Nothing…Sitting on the couch… Holding a pillow…Don’t touch the pillow…

You’re home early!!
What am I doing?
Nothing… Just.. Nothing…
Sitting on the couch… Holding a pillow…
Don’t touch the pillow…

This lady is so tiny she married a squirrel and uses ants to roller-skate.

This lady is so tiny she married a squirrel and uses ants to roller-skate.

This cat has lost touch with reality…

This cat has lost touch with reality…

(via socialabortion)

Ballerinas Hummingbirds!!
@LACMA

Ballerinas Hummingbirds!!

@LACMA

Boohoohoo post colonials crying a river…
@LACMA

Boohoohoo post colonials crying a river…

@LACMA

I ate my best friend…
Now who am I gonna torture?

I ate my best friend…

Now who am I gonna torture?

(via lulz-time)