AliceinWonderBra

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Travels
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Bugs
Puppies
And other things I like.
enough to tie a noose!

enough to tie a noose!

The fashion police strikes again.

The fashion police strikes again.

I had to fire my underage worker.
He was caught sleeping at work.
I’m kidding.. I punched him awake and sent him back to the assembly line.

I had to fire my underage worker.

He was caught sleeping at work.

I’m kidding.. I punched him awake and sent him back to the assembly line.

hot cops

hot cops

Dear Universe,
If Mr. Miyagi  can have a sweater with his own face in it, so can I.
Please work your magic and make it happen.
I’ll be waiting by the chimney.
Sincerely,
Alice

Dear Universe,

If Mr. Miyagi  can have a sweater with his own face in it, so can I.

Please work your magic and make it happen.

I’ll be waiting by the chimney.

Sincerely,

Alice

I hired this girl to babysit my kids.
I’m joking… I don’t have any kids.

I hired this girl to babysit my kids.

I’m joking… I don’t have any kids.

This girl definitely needs to stop eating chalk at art class…

This girl definitely needs to stop eating chalk at art class…

Because Earth is going to down and zero gravity is pretty awesome!

Because Earth is going to down and zero gravity is pretty awesome!

I’m glad this is entertaining for you…
Can I have a cookie now?

I’m glad this is entertaining for you…

Can I have a cookie now?

-“Come on honey… Get back to bed..”
-“Shh.. Quiet, the aliens are trying to communicate something..

-“Come on honey… Get back to bed..”

-“Shh.. Quiet, the aliens are trying to communicate something..

I cooked some food for the cat and that is the face it made…
No wonder a lot of people hate cats…

I cooked some food for the cat and that is the face it made…

No wonder a lot of people hate cats…

…
I wove you…

I wove you…

thecellardoor:

abelardo morell

Must do this in my house!!

thecellardoor:

abelardo morell

Must do this in my house!!

Local kid I babysit sometimes.
He’s never gonna be bullied again.
I gave him a gun.

Local kid I babysit sometimes.

He’s never gonna be bullied again.

I gave him a gun.

I could watch this for hours…
But I would need to go get food at some  point…

I could watch this for hours…

But I would need to go get food at some  point…